full monty


doesn’t necessarily mean to take off all your clothes. it just means the “whole thing” or going the “whole way” not stopping at a point.
1. totally naked for the benefit of another person, as in the 1997 movie “the full monty”
2. full erection
taken from the movies’ description- the women cheer them on to go for “the full monty” – total nudity. she was totally surprised when she returned to find him standing in the doorway with no clothes on and a full monty.
trad. slang: brit. royal navy,

a full monty is the act of requiring anyone onboard ship who grows a beard or moustache to grow the opposite partner or shave it all off.

if you have a beard, you must grow a moustache to go with it; the opposite applies – if you have a moustache, you must grow a beard.

the act of having the beard and moustache together is known as “having the full monty”.
crewman 1: “look at the face lace on that bloke!”
crewman 2: “at least he’s got the full monty.”
when you get everything on the days lunch menu: the main item, the secondary item, the vegetable, the fruit, and the desert. a “full monty” day is very very rare and occurs only about once every quarter.
guy 1: dude, did you see the lunch menu for today!?!
guy 2: yeah dude! its a total full monty !
full monty is another word for 6 sixes in an over which is the maximum number of runs possible from a completed over with six consecutive legal b-lls.
ravi shastri ‘yuvraj has completed the full monty’
to whack off, jerk off, or jack off completely naked; minimum requirement is no shirt, pants at half-mast.
i just had a sweet full monty earlier today.

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