fuly
the most beautiful female organism on the planet earth, her name is morgan ann czaplewski, she is so f-cking gorgeous you just have to be her friend. even if she doesn’t like you. you need to be her friend. she is cool.
jose: “hey mac & cheese what’s goin’ on?
morgan: “not much”
jose: “hey, i didn’t mean that, can we stay together?”
jose: “plese, please, please, please, please?
morgan: “no, no, no, no, no.”
jose: “why?”
morgan: “because you f-cked up like a dumb-ss idiot”
jose: “what? i’m sorry! i can change for you.”
morgan: “no!”
jose: “fine, ignore me.”
morgan: “yep!”
jose: “-.-”
morgan: “you had your chance.”
jose: “wish i had it again, you would fall for me, f-ck all those other dudes, they ain’t as hardcore as i would be for you. i promise you fuly.”
morgan: “thinking…. “no response”, ignore, ignore, no response.”
jose: “hahaha, ok, let’s just be friends, f-ck it.”
morgan: “k.”
//p.s. editor. please accept this entry, i am trying to talk to one of my oldest friends since way back, i want to convince her to be my friend. help me. you will be highly referred. i promise.
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