Fumming
the act of farting and having s-m-n come out because the person had just had -n-l s-x.
after the -n-l s-x scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her -sshole.
the act of being fummy. to bludge. what one does at work after friday’s pub-lunch. doing b-gg-r all and dragging everyone else down with you.
another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. the notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague’s sister with the words, “please wear pants to my party” in a speech bubble. this slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
the letter m: “so, soulless ginge, what have you done today?”
soulless ginge: “nothing mate. i’ve been fumming all day today.”
the letter m: “okay. let’s sit around with angry italian and make kn-b jokes.”
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