fundametalist


a member of the metaliban, someone who is fundamentalist about metal music.

these people can often be seen sporting m-ssive mullets/ponytails, horseshoe moustaches and motorhead/slayer/iron maiden t-shirts.
in order to fully witness a fundametalist at work, try going to a gig where a “cl-ssic metal” band are headlining, with newer acts in support:
fundametalist 1: oh boy, we’re gonna see iron maiden for the 10,000th time!

fundametalist 2: yeah, but we have to sit through that sh-tty act lamb of g-d.

both: derisory snorting

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