Funkmiester
a terrible, terrible word that causes people to cringe all around the world, especially when used by people as a username, followed by an initial. it is customary to rip the sh-t out of the offender as much as possible. also, use of the phrase “shut up cj” is encouraged.
people who tend to commit such acts are usually french and/or midgets.
that funkmiester should get the h-ll off of our internet.
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