Funktapus
hottest man on earth. he ussually grabs hookers with his 8 ds (p-n-s’) and gets laid every sat-rday morning. there are only 2 funktapus’ in the world as we know of. 80’s pop music for example john harris’ odyssey makes the funktapus -rg-sm with delight. in order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris’ odyssey. cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. n-body can resist him and his s-xy 8 ds.
funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
omg did you see the funktapus today, i literally almost screamed!!!!!
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