Funky munch


a s-xual act where the woman gives a man a bl-wj-b while also trying to place the t-st-cl-s in her mouth.
don’t stare at where a man zips. he may think you want to give a funky munch
free s-x. often without expecting it. not rape.
don’t ever stare at the place a man zips. he’ll think you’re offering a funky munch.

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