Funnelslam


1. to funnel the strength from your feet, into your legs, through your core, up your chest, down your arm and into your hand, and then to grab someone by the b-lls with said hnd and lift them above your head and slam them into the ground.

2. to funnel a beer and then take a shot.
“man did that hurt, he just hit me with the funnelslam!”

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