Funny Moments
blonde moments in my life
funny moments : 1) pulled a door that said push. 2) walked into gl-ss french doors. 3) opened a crisp packet upside down 4) got a bowl in stead of a cup 5) opened the bedroom window to choose what to wear . 6)brushed my teeth with hair gel. 7)put my left shoe on my right foot 8) my friend said “iv lost a few pounds my mams going to go mad” and i said “how much money did she give you ?” she was in hysterics i thought she meant money she meant pounds as in weight.
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