Funstipation


1. when an individual or group try as hard as possible to have fun, but inevitably fails.

2. when you want to have fun, but it’s just not coming out. kinda like p–p.
due to the major funstipation we were experiencing, we ended up at denny’s because that’s all our cr-ppy city has to offer.

man, i’m so funstipated. it sucks.

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