Funting
the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete f-cking b-st-rd who spends their time f-cking around with other like minded c-nts, turning their own f-cking self into the stupidest f-cking c-nt of them all.
man 1: has anyone seen dave lately?
man 2: nah
man 3: i’ve not got a clue were the f-ck he’s been?
man 4: you mean you havn’t heard where the f-ck he’s been?
man 3: i just said i havn’t got a f-cking clue!
man 4:for f-cks sake, everyone knows he’s been off funting!
man 1: surely not dave?!
man 4: yup, its true, he’s been f-cking around with a right bunch of c-nts!
man 2: that absolute funter!!
when you direct danni to an urban dictionary page under false pretenses so that you can do the red indian victory dance.
“funting. ask me what it means, danni.”
“what does it mean?”
-provides ud link-
“…oh, for f-ck’s sake.”
-does red indian victory dance-
1. misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.
2. blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, ‘incase g-d sees her naked’ is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
man: darling i know we’ve only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, s-xual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have s-xual relations on top of the funting tonight as i’ve never so much as seen one of your nipples! the closest is that drawing, that i drew, ten years ago.
woman: (uninteligable gibberish to the effect of ‘no,s-x is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic b-st-rd. give me more female -rg-sms while i laugh at your p-n-s & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.’ etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
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