fupapottamus
an enormously fat woman with a fupa so large if you put a wig on it you might mistake it for a siamese twin. they usually date or marry scrawny guys with bad mustaches.
my aunt paula is a cl-ssic example of a fupapottamus. legend has it she has extra elastic material sewn right below the zipper of her pants to comfortably house the fupa. her measurements are 48-44-46-52. the last measurement is proof she is a fupappotamus
an extremely large guy. his fupa is usually so large that when he looks down he can’t see his d-ck.
jonathan is such a fupapottamus, he has to lift his gut to take a p-ss.
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