Fuppet


a person who is a a f-cked up muppet. a dunce, a fool, a muppet with extra ability to f-ckuppet.
“bob was a fuppet for believing his woman was innocent”
a f-ck puppet. very similar to a booty call in regards to a girl that you can always f-ck and have no emotional attachment.
ed: so whats up with you and jenna?

nico: that b-tch just a fuppet, i hit that sh-t yesterday.
a stupid loser; a code word for ‘jerks’
“i can’t believe he did that, he’s such a fuppet!”
a person adept at playing life’s little games to get what they want. definately not using any sociological imagination.
“that lawyer dresses so sharp, wow, but he’s a fuppet”
fup running wild.
fup with a mind of it’s own.
fup so large it can be manipulated from afar.
when she leans over the stairwell, you could use a pole to control her fuppet.

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