Fur-Niture-Snob
fur-niture-sn-b : non pet owners who visit your home and complain about your pets hair and getting pet hair on there clothes from sitting on your furniture , if they don’t want hair on there clothes they should stay away from your home and furniture, that’s why they call it fur-niture ,some people love there pets more than they like most people, to fur-niture-sn-b your pets are animals, to you they are babies, who are short, hairy, walk on all fours, and live in our homes , fur-niture-sn-b have been know to make false accusations of peoples pets and the spreed of bed bugs from there fur which has caused violence among pet owners, in some cases fur-niture-sn-b have been mauled in pet owners homes after criticizing there pets fur ,
mary went to a tupperware party at a friends house who had pets, a women at the party was smeared with peanut b-tter by the other visitors and forced the pets to lick it off of them because they were accused of being a fur-niture-sn-b
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