fur panty
a condition that occurs when a woman’s bush has been neglected to the point that it grows wide, high, and thick until it looks like (and provides as much coverage) as pair of fur granny-panties. the most extreme cases extend all the way up to the belly-b-tton from hip to hip. made popular by most actresses in 1970’s european p-rn and hippies. also see wookie bush
the girl i picked up at the bluegr-ss festival must have had on a fur panty, i’m still picking p-b-s out of my teeth.
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