furious dragon
ok, here’s what you do. a girl’s giving you head right, and just as you start c-mming in her mouth, you punch her in the stomach and it comes out her nose!
ian t. is an expert at performing the furious dragon.
so this is a variation on the angry dragon.
“immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose.”
except the difference is that you squeeze her nose shut so that the c-m will come out of her eyes through the eustachian tube, and eventually it will come out of her nose as well.
thus a furious dragon has been made.
i gave my girlfriend a furious dragon this morning!
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