Furlong
despite the implied furriness and length, even a cursory inspection will reveal that “furlong” is neither furry or long. he is bald and short. like danny devito. but ugly. like danny devito. “hey, danny, your p-n-s is small.”
“who you calling danny?”
distance. 201.16800 meters. used mainly in horse racing.
“…and as they approach the final furlong…”
about 660 feet
the guy walked the a furlong each fortnight.
a length in horse racing… no idea how long it is… but there isnt many…
there jsut coming up to the final furlong…
1. nickname for “farhan”
2. coincidentally synonymous for “ballin'”
e.g. 1 “yo, where’d you get that gum”
2 “furlong gave it to me”
1 “oh, what a baller”
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