furry helmet


the act of ramming a shaved or waxed head up a girl’s fuzzy burrow. this is considered one of the most sensual things a tw-t missionary can do to give back to his hoe.
winston was not afraid to return hilary’s favor, but he did not want to touch her moist n saggy, so he pulled a furry helmet on her nasty -ss.

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