Furtada


both a noun an adjective, this is a unique time used in the series “the league” on fx, in lieu of the now politically unacceptable terms “r-t-rded” or “r-t-rd.”
1) “that guy in the back of the restaurant… look at him, i think the boy’s furtada.”-rodney ruxin,”the league”, fox fxx which is different btw from lying–ss fox “news”

2) “oh my g-d! i washed my hands in a chinatown urinal, and now that furtada chinese boy in the back of the restaurant is telling everyone! no, i’m forever unclean!” -rodney ruxin, ibid

3) “yo, does that dude look- did he seem- you know…?” “what, furtada? h-ll yeah, that poor kid got down’s or something. almost can’t even tell, though, good for him.” -personal communication, 2013

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