Fury Wank
a fury w-nk is when you furiously j-rk–ff to alleviate the symptoms of extreme blue b-lls quickly in the bathroom when you realize the girl you’re with in the house won’t blow you, done as quickly as possible to make her think its only a m-ssive p-ss or a quick sh-t
“sh-t man, the fury w-nk i had to do last night was mad!”
“sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. i mean, take a p-ss!”
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