Furyked


meaning to sleep through something important and getting burned for it.

derived from pga golfer jim furyk, for sleeping through his alarm clock and being disqualified from the barclay’s tournament.
mike: yo, i got fired from work today.

greg: what for?

mike: i furyked for work this morning and they canned me!

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