a couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.
“you can sleep on the futon!”
“can i sleep on an actual bed instead?”
another word for an asian.
“hey, those d-mn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!”
“that b-tch had a cute face for being such a flat -ssed futon”
the sitting furniture in your room/ dorm room where your friends can sit and hang out. also, it is a make out spot for people as well.
ashley: it was an intresting night last night.
me: what happened?
ashley: my roommate had s-x with her boyfriend on the futon.
a style of bedding with a folding wooden base and cotton-stuffed mattress the name of which sounds like a poshed-up version of an activity that often takes place upon it.
i was fu’d on my futon or
i was f-cked on my f-cked-on
a word that when spoken with a slight french accent gives the same appeal as the word ‘s-x’…. or even ‘s-xy’
ollie: oooo j’adore futon
becki: mmmm you’re overly futony
-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time
“d-mn, that b-tch is a futon”
a couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. also good for dry-humping at parties.
i could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
fancy british term for meat can you throw me some callihan please for my sandwich?
bloodline to a small kingdom (tribe) resided in the southern part of mongolia before the great war i am saipramuk
- two fisted love punch
this is when one person penatrates any other person with two fisting arms at the same time in any one or two orface… in a loving manner. i knew it was real love when he gave me a truly affectionate two fisted love punch.
an uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration, typically in people hold highest power, the newly appointed president of united states has temper dumtrums if he cant get his own way.
- mark gaponov
the best guy in the world. would f-ck he is such a mark gaponov