Future-fuck
to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
it could have been a really great evening, but i future-f-cked myself imagining how he’d ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque “weenies”
(n) a person who befriends you but sneakily slides in flirtatious comments, in most cases for extended periods of time, with the intention of one day having dirty hot s-x with you.
(v) the act of…
he took you out again? are you dating now..?
yeah he took me out but i’m not into him. he’s future-f-cking me.
well, free food for you then. kudos.
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