future shop
best buy owned chain of electronics stores in canada that rewards workers who disobey convention and screw around talking about the latest britney spears alb-ms while they’re supposed to be working, yet punishes hard working employees for being late once.
store managers are also known to give employees instructions that are in violation of obvious safety signs placed near equipment in the warehouse.
this chain is a great place to go if you enjoy being heckled and pushed by salespeople who know nothing about the products they are supposedly experts about, and are overly concerned about pushing stupid sales plans on people, which anyone who doesn’t drop kick the product the instant after getting home does not need.
going to future shop? save yourself the time and just give money to beggars on the street. at least beggars aren’t trying to hide the fact that they aren’t doing anything.
a place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.
after a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, “quick! to the futureshop!!” the idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
the two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn’t the last word in the sentence.
guy: cr-p, i can’t find my hat.
guy2: quick! to the futureshop!!
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guy: hey guys, what’s new.
guy2: absolutely nothing man. we even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn’t break this boredom.
the place for all computer rip-offs
futureshop sales: “to play doom 3 in the highest details, you need a geforce fx5200 video card. it’s currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. it’s one of the most popular products sold here. oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. have a nice day.”
a store that sells electronics and other such things
lets go to futureshop to get a tv
see “r-t-rded”.
those future shop f-ckers ripped me off!
a waste of time and money, a pakistani hangout, see pakis
i have too much money! what do i do with it? go to future shop!
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