futzer


a northern definition of a small fluffy dog. it could be any type of dog as long as it’s small and fluffy.
look at that little futzer. he’s such a cute dog.
n. one who partakes in the act of, (to futz).fuct footz fooze futetz
“ah man, why you gotta be such a futzer all the time?”

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