when, after s*x, the d*ck is sticky with c*m and p*b*s are stuck to it.
“d*mn, man! the s*x was great but i had some major fuzz on the chapstick.
- pre game pump
engaging in physical exercise before attending an event. nick: ayy ,party at the goat house tn! nate: ight dude, lemme get in a pre-game pump before we bounce.
- mars p*rn
when any member of 30 seconds to mars or the echelon posts tweets, facebook posts, snapchats, instagram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide echelon family. including but not limited to: hurricane clips, the kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/*sses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc p*rn, […]
joeneil is a person with a small p*n*s and does not get any girls he only gets guys because he is g*y and he sneaks looks and boys p*n*s in the locker room joeniel is a g*y boy
- friend zone captain
that guy who is straight, but still gets friend zoned by every girl he comes into contact with. why do i have to be a friend zone captain?? i ain’t that ugly.