Fuzzy Goggles
a ritual usually performed when someone p-sses out due to excessive drinking the presence of others. a man sneaks up behind the victim, and squats over them, placing his t-st-cl-s in the sleeping victims eyes, while another person takes a photograph. the photograph is then revealed at a later date, usually to the victim’s girlfriend or parents.
tom fell asleep first, so ray snuck up behind him and gave him a pair of fuzzy goggles.
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