Fuzzy Trumpet
a man is receiving oral s-x from his partner. the partner proceeds to stick his or her thumb in his b-tthole to increase the pleasure level for the man, when the man promptly farts on the partner’s thumb. the sound makes a reverberating prrtttthhht like an amateur on the trumpet. often accompanied by a rotten egg odor.
“everytime he tries to tickle my -n-s i let out a fuzzy trumpet”
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