fwabbage


action verb. to hit someone in the b-lls using a limp-writed backhand in such a way that each knuckle connects with each t-st-cl-.

a metaphor for being subjected to something so worthless you’d rather get hit in the b-lls.
he was rolling on the floor, fwabbaged from the new justin beiber song – rotff’d.

example 2:
dude 1 – your sister is a sl-t

dude 2 – (backhands dude 1 in the b-lls). i’ll fwabbage you again if you keep talking.

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