friends with emotional benefits. kinda like friends with benefits, but with a lot less s-x and a lot more silly kinda-romantic talking.
stephen: yo, are they dating?
patti: not yet, they’re just fwebs.
stephen: gotcha. that word sounds funny.
patti: true lol.
friends with emotional benefits or fweb (pr-nouned “feb”) is a relationship between two people similar to the more common friends with benefits arrangement, except without the physicality. benefits include being able to whine, pamper, understand, defend, help, talk, whisper, use inside jokes with each other, etc… hallmarks of such a relationship are two people who talks about s-x, but never have s-x. one person in the relationship is typically sprung. the other person is typically “looking,” “still young,” or “not sure.” they bear every semblance to a real couple, except they are not one.
an ex-couple which stay close, uncomfortably close, friends.
those two have a friends with emotional benefits relationship. you guys are such fwebs. quit being fwebs and just get together.
an intranet or corporate website only available locally. the purpose of a fweb is to act as both a central location for shared doc-ments by means of content mangement software, as well as a knowledge-base for the company’s staff.
the fweb has a lot of useful doc-ments on it.
i cant believe they made me rebuild the fweb. vineonline is a far better name than lafweb. its called english stupid, learn it!
la fweb est tres ridicules
- oatmeal on a wall
lumpy, saggy br–sts, having the appearance of oozing down her chest like oatmeal sliding down a wall. q: how was your date last night? a: dude, her b–bs were like oatmeal on a wall.
one of the s-xiest people you will ever meet. once in a relationship a zaqhery is very sweet and loving. do not insult anything that is important to their hearts, if you do then they’ll be quick to aggressively defend whatever it is you have insulted. zaqherys are not like the other “zac’s ,zacks ,zaks, […]
- rare indian artifact
discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an indian rez. when we drove to the rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a rare indian artifact just laying in a ditch.
- floor b*m
(1)s-x toy. moulded latex representation of female or male hindquarters, including orifices. (2)unfortunate situation. “don’t go in there, michael is sliding around on his floor b-m again” “john’s pay cut is a real floor b-m”
a perverted teacher that always wants to touch you. usually old and creepy. student 1: yo ms.holtin touched me today in history student 2: oh man she wants you