FWS Attack
the finger warmth stealth attack is one of ingenious cunning and skill. in layman’s terms, a single finger of the unsuspecting victim is inserted into ones own -n-s without them noticing. the result upon realisation is not one of disgust, but of pure awe and respect for the immense skill and apt-tude required to pull off such an attack…
ninja: ..yep….yep… nearly… yes!
victim: (suddenly realising) what the… how the…. thats……
ninja: thats the fws attack, my friend, and i know; you’re impressed
victom/big fan: my g-d!! that is impressive!! the ingenious cunning and skill to pull off such a awe inspiring move without my noticing…. how!!?
ninja: training. and time…. you can take it out now my friend; this lesson, is over.
big fan: wow, thanks blatant ninja, you’re the best!!
ninja: yeah b-tch.
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