G-HARD
a superhero who’s power is to make soft things hard. if you have troubles in the bed room, fellas, don’t be afraid to call up g-hard, he’ll end allll your troubles.
boy: “i’m sorry this normally doesn’t happen to me!”
girl: “i’m sooooo sure”
boy: -under his breath- “g-hard i need something stiff.”
g-hard miraculously appears and stiffens things up!!!! and says “never fear! i’m here!!!”
then the boy and girl f-ck. it was a good time 🙂
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