G.I. Jimbo
the less buff, less handsome, gawky looking g.i. joe that has no military experience and thinks his machine gun shoots nerf b-lls.
also used to describe a jock wannabe.
look at him in that football uniform, pretending he knows what he’s doing. what a g.i. jimbo.
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