g-job
a contraction for “government job.” a questionable act, usually using public funds or resources, performed by a public employee geared toward personal or political gain. at times, this act may be preceeded by some degree of coercion or veiled threat from persons in authority.
tommy is supposed to be checking for loose manhole covers, but he’s really on a g-job painting the mayor’s house.
verb….insertion of male member into the -n-s of his girlfriend, while his girlfriend wears his basketball shorts. requires an -n-lly lose girlfriend, basketball shorts, and a lot of wits.
last night i g-jobbed my girlfriend, she was not expecting it at all.
it stands for garage jewellery owning b-st-rd. its related to those people who buy flash cars but only polish and pamper them, never use it in the rain and generally have it just to look at hence the “garage jewellery”
john is such a gjob, he’s forever polishing his car but i’ve never seen him drive it.
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