G-Unit


g-unit stands for gay unit and it has a lot of really bad rappers. their worst move came when they released the game from their group. they should all die and make room for real music like non phixion, canibus, and jedi mind tricks.
g-unit is worse than seeing your grandmother naked.

g – g – g unit. ya herd?

the game and 50 got back together, awwwwwwwwww
super hardcore ghetto slang for “gee, you knit?”
50 cent: “what’s up man?”
tony yayo: “nothing much, homey…just knitting this sweater for my grandma.”
50 cent: “g-g-g-g-g-unit!”
tony yayo: “why of course. knitting has been a hobby of mine ever since my time at the rutherford school under the tutelage of sir richard meriweather. why don’t you st-st-st-stutter more, douche bag?”
50 cent: “st-st-stop making fun of my speech impediment! i’m going to be a big-time rapper some day, like tupac shakur!”
tony yayo: “yeah, sure, that’ll happen when i get locked up for gun possession! so, 9:00 tee time tomorrow?”
50 cent: “f-f-fo’ shizzle my nizzle.”
tony yayo: “man, stop trying to be black.”
the group of the biggest, fakest, b-tches on earth. 50cent and game had a fake beef to get publicity for there new alb-ms coming out. then these f-ggots paid a guy $50,000 to take a bullet in da leg 2 make the sh-t look serious. then the week there alb-ms came out and all the fake -ss little white and black kids ran out and got, game and fifty all the sudden are boys again. all you f-ggots buyin there cd’s dont know jack sh-t. 50cent absolutley sux, his lyrics are absolutley corny. where the f-ck have you ever heard a real gangster talkin about goin 2 da “candy shop” u stupid f-ckin idiots, and this goes 2 everybody whether ur white, black,rich or poor who buy his sh-t. go find sum real music 2 listen to, rather then the f-ckin f-ggots that mtv tells you to listen to, what kind of f-ckin ignorant -sshole says how he kills and f-cks people up when he dosent know sh-t about it? all he does is sit at his mansion all day gettin drunk watch shows on his big screen tv, then tries to come off like he’s from the ghetto and caps motherf-ckers up everynight, when this f-get wouldnt even touch a paintball gun. and for the p-ss-es who try to defend him–all u r is a f-ckin idiot who can see whats really goin on, all these commercial rapper know they suck and their fake, but they enjoy putting this sh-t out because they know rertars like you will go buy there cd. try to support someone cause there good, not because of how much gold they have on them, or how many b-tches they have in their video. this includes all those rappers…nelly, 50 cent(all of guint, kenye west, chingy, all that bullsh-t downsouth garbage which dosent even have a flow or good lyrics and is just yelling “yea” and “what”, sounding like their ghost writers have down-syndrum. stupid token-blacks like the rappers on mtv with all the flashy sh-t, are not trying to show talent they want money for their record lable, and do what the record lables tell them. first 50 used im 2pac gimmic buy sayin he was shot nine times, then all he talks bout is how he’s a gangster this and that, now that little gimmics gettin old, so now he gonna sing about goin to a f-ckin candy shop and lickin lollypops, wit a stupid sl-t singin in the back round, they just use gimmic after gimmic over and over. now i hop i have told u people a little sopmething, the one who know whats up will read this and agree, yet there are still gonna be u f-cking idiots who go and buy what ever they tell u too, and just call me a “hater”, and thats what they tell u 2 call people like me who see through the bullsh-t.
i tote a gun, i’ll take ur life away, im a gangster……(2yrs later) i wanna the candy shop, the lollypop, i wanna have sum s-x, im going to the club.
a group of f-gs that suck each others d-cks. also know as 50 cents -ss toys. these group of queers are the gayest of the gay. they eat each others sperm and use it for their jerry curls and afros.

50 cent a.k.a. 50 d-cks in his -ss in one night. he is the main f-g in gay unit. he sometimes goes by the name the kernal of corn, why you may ask. well when he eats the sh-t of the other gay unit members he really likes it when they eat corn the day before so he has some extra added flavor. 50 pesos was a exconvict. he would steal ky jelly and rubber d-ld-s from p-rn shops just to go to jail and get -ss f-cked. when he was signed by slim shady and dre it was a set up by surge night origionaly, but both dre and eminim didnt read the contract that sugs lawyer changed out and now they are stick with 50 pesos and the gay unit for a few more years.

olivia a.k.a. oliver is the one sh-m-l- of the gay unit. she was born as a man but 50 pesos found him and couldnt get a chick if he paid for it. in the public eye he was looking more like a f-g each and every day. he paid oliver the crackhead to become his member of gay unit. well once he signed the contract and since oliver didnt have any schooling what so ever and couldnt read. in the contract it said he woud have to get a b–b job to look like a female and change his name. he could still keep his d-ck so he could f-ck 50 cent in the -ss and the rest of gay unit.

loyyd banks a.k.a. sperm banks was also another crack head that 50 pesos took in under his nut sack. he gets his nick name for all the mouth shots he takes from the rest of the crew. he is more or less a human pin cushion for c-cks.

young buck a.k.a. buck me in the -ss with 5 d-cks at once. he was born in samalia and when starvin marvin was flown over in the cardboard box to south park cartman threw young buck in the trash. well 50 guys in one night found him wandering around looking in the trash behind a gay p-rn store in mississippi. 50 being the type of guy to never turn down a d-ck in his -ss, asked buck me in the -ss with 5 d-cks at once if he would like some candy and lured him to his limo with a rubber d-ck
g g g g unit raise up your d-cks and serve me in the -ss.

im a w-nksta w-nk me off in my face i love sperm in my eyes 2
the ward of a hospital between the f-unit and the h-unit

usually where pimps go during a medical emergency
soon after his run-in with the fuzz, chester was admitted into the g-unit under the care of dr. mc
g-unit (short for guerrilla-unit and gangsta-unit but, in the case of the clothing line, gorilla-unit, due to the united states’ invasion of iraq occurring concurrently with the clothing line’s inception, and 50 cent’s desire for his clothing to be accessible to the public) is a rap group consisting of 50 cent, lloyd banks, tony yayo, and young buck, along with several affiliated artists. the group’s main musical styling is based around east coast hip hop. the group originally had three members: 50 cent, lloyd banks, and tony yayo. young buck joined the group after tony yayo was arrested due to an outstanding warrant. yayo rejoined the group after his release from prison, officially making the group a foursome.

a common misconception is that r & b singer olivia (the “first lady of g-unit”) and spider loc are members of g-unit, when, in fact, they are part of g-unit records.

the group first garnered a following in the underground and “street” scene in new york by independently releasing several mixtapes. they also appeared on many other mixtapes, including those of dj kay slay and dj clue. they now have their own dj, dj whoo kid.

in november of 2003, the group released their debut alb-m beg for mercy. it has exceeded sales of over two million copies. it debuted at #2 on the billboard top 200 alb-ms chart. the success of this alb-m led reebok to release a line of g-unit sneakers.
mainly said in songs. within lyrics represting the song produced by them. ex. gggg g-unit…
1)g-unit stands for guerilla unit.
it’s members:
50 cent – leader
tony yayo – member
lloyd banks – member
young buck – member
game – member
g-unit also has an official dj, dj whoo kid.
g-unit raps about drugs, s-x, and helping indangered monkeys in the rain forest.

2)g-unit is also used to break strange silent moments.
1)yo! fifty and da g-unit are comin! duck n-gg-!

2)billy: “….well….”
jill: “ummm…..”
jimmy:”…sooo….”
hank: “gggg- g-unit!”
billy:”…..”

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