G2Jizzle


acronym for got to j-zz. a point in time when somebody has to leave a social gathering or chatroom to go m-st-rb-t-. used either on im’s or in real life.
in a chatroom…
adam: ‘sorry man i g2j-zzle its thursday’
dave: ‘its cool. see you tomorrow’

in a social gathering…
adam: ‘hey man give me your iphone, i g2j-zzle’
dave: ‘right now?’
adam: ‘its thursday man!’
dave: ‘fine, but hurry’

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