Gabel


(verb)gabelled, gabelling, gabels

to smash or hit someone’s head against a hard surface, like a counter or table.

based on an incident where against me!’s front-man tom gabel -ssaulted someone
“dante wouldn’t shut up so i gabelled him until he did”
the abbreviation of what you are in what kind of s-xes you like. g- gay a- as-xual (yourself) b- bis-xual e- everything l-lesbians s-straight.
dude i don’t think he’s in the gabels bracket.

so what part of the gabels are you?

he’s not in the gabels.

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