Gadget Whore
a person who has an abundance of gadgets many of which create more of an inconvenience than convenience. this person will usually pay an exorbitant amount for a gadget/service to replace the burden of thinking about simple ch-r-s or using common sense.
1. “sorry we missed your wedding, my gadget wh-r- of a father followed his new gps and drove us into a lake”
3. i cant believe that gadget wh-r- kaho yelp’d my church to see if it was any good.
4. a. “did you see my new iwhatever!?! it has a built in navi, i can type my notes, and it even sync’s my with my microwave!”
b.”no wonder you’re a virgin you gadget wh-r-”
5. -roomates talking after a date-
a. “yeah i know shes fat and ugly and smells like wet socks but she drives an ls430 with the new automatic parallel parking feature”
b. “you totally got gadget wh-r-d”
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