Gaeltard


a person fascinated with the irish language and insists on speaking it 24/7. a gaeltard will insist in their name being written in its irish variant, e.g. someone called declan calling themself deaglan. will also scar their children for life by giving them a weirdo irish name which means something completely random in english, e.g. “sneachta”, which means “snow”.
person 1: “conas ata tu?”
person 2: “get away from me, gaeltard!”

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