Gaffel
1. a gaffel (swedish & norwegian noun) ~ fork; a pr-nged tool.
2. to gaffel (verb) ~ to borrow an article from a “friend” without it being returned. unlike stealing, the article still maintains original ownership, however is in “mentioned friend’s” possession with no sign of recovery. the intention/expectation of return may still be intact, and therefore un-interruptive of the friendship. only when the owner looses all reinstatement expectation, has the “borrow(ing)” evolved to a “gaffel(ing).”
1. (n) sven and fjord were having a disagreement whether norse g-d “odin” carried a guintar or gaffel.
2. (v) my best friend jordy was cold and borrowed my favorite hoodie, years later a friend of a friend saw him wearing it, and confirmed the gaffeling. i had requested it back every-time he came through, it seems he totally gaffeled that sh-t.
a gaffel is a “god” in the gaffismic religion. one of the greatest gaffels was named lompi.
“lompi, the greatest gaffel of all time”
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