gaffing her trout
fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout
dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed gl-sses for a month until her vision recovered
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