gag hag

a female capable of deepthroating a large male member.
this gag hag had me all the way in when i shot my spadge.
a groupie for comedians. a fan of comedy who tries to sleep with the comic after a gig because they want to f-ck the stage persona they just saw. will often sleep with many comedians during the edinburgh fringe festival.

also a comedian who does stand-up just to increase his chances of getting laid, especially if they are very ugly and/or fat.
she’s slept with everyone on the bill, and she’s got her eye on the compere tonight. she’s such a gag hag!
1. an adjective used to describe an unfortunate, boring, lame, or otherwise displeasing person, place, idea, thing, or event.

2. when used as a verb, this is the act of gag-hagging or hob-gobbling someone. gag-hagging someone generally refers to performing clumsy, often disgruntled f-ll-t– upon a willing or un-willing male, typically as a form of s-xual -ssault or punishment. hob-gobbling is similar to gag-hagging, though hob-gobbling commonly involves no actual nudity, and is often performed through clothes.

3. a person who has been “gagged” or “hobgobbled” at the notorious website “www.gaghags.com”.

4. gag-hag is commonly varied simply by the replacement of either “gag” or “hag” with a rhyming monosyllable, such as “bag-hag” or “gag-f-g”.
did you see those gag-hags back there? that whole place was fuggin’ gag-hag to begin with. i bet i could gag-hag one of those guys and they wouldn’t even know it.

after my first encounter with a gag-hag, i just couldn’t help myself. i wound up on “judge judy” with a black eye and a tracheotomy scar.
groupie hoes that bang nothing but stand up comics. gag hags have nothing better to do than to hang around looking to f-ck comics.
those girls are some hoes. they’ve f-cked every comic from the pineapple to the big apple. they are the definition of gag hags!
1. a hag that commonly gags.
2. a funky fresh playa hater.
3. a jerk, or rude person.
4. a tricked out crimson criminal, who plays by his own nasty rules.
5. a person who is commonly unkempt.
6. a nasty gurl who commonly pulls pranks or plays jokes on others.
7. one who frequents the web-site by the same name.
8. one who partic-p-tes on the web-site of the same name.
9. a good ole’ boy, with a dirty twist.
robert, corey, taylor, ebay(evan), alex, mitch, condoleeza rice, ben, cameron, aimy, chrissy, and clay are all gag hags.