gaged


when the creator of a message board f-cks up and makes it crash.
why does the board always get gaged?
rowdy, drunken, foul, out-of-control behavior stemming from the absence of a pre-frontal cortex. derived from the famous neuropsychological case of phineas gage, a rail road worker who had an iron rod blown into his head in 1848.
you were so gaged last night you got the cop to pinky-promise not to arrest you if you failed the brethalizer!
word that is based after sean “gag” gallagher from norristown pa

verb/adj. to kill/ruin a joke; be loud and annoying but so lovable.
“gallagher shut the f-ck up! you just gaged the live sh-t out of that”

“you gaged it”

“gag shut the f-ck up!!!!!!”
a body part that has been pierced and stretched out, such as the earlobe.
wow – dig her gaged ears!

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