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what you have when you workout and get jacked.
person 1: i’ve been working out all day and my gains are insane!
person 2: ye i know. but bernard over there has been working out longer than you and still has no gains!
gains is best described as a lifestyle that many take to put on muscle and get into shape.
the term has been popularized by the hodgetwins youtube channel.

however, gains isn’t just about getting big muscles and looking lean. the complex lifestyle of making gains is commonly misinterpreted by the fat and lazy as simple meathead/roid user terminology. one will find that making gains consists of: the process of lifting, eating healthy, and making life decisions based off of ones health.

it can also refer to something that something that brings one great pleasure and be used to describe things or people.
“i’ve been making all kinds of gains”

“lets go to the gym and make some gains”

“that bro looks pretty gainsy he must be doing roids”

“no, i’m not going to drink that beer. i don’t want to kill my gains.”

“those eggs are straight up gains.”

“mirin’ your gains bro, no h-m-”

“haha that b-tch is fat now, she must have been making some beer and cig gains”
the world revolves around getting gains therefore everything is gains, all human beings strive to recieve gains and get big. only tuna can help you recieve gains. gains gains gains gains are all types of gains, whereas gains are those which are acquired through protein heavy foods such as; tuna, tuna, steak, tuna and john west tuna. “think of the gains”!
tom j. wants all the gains and is addicted to gaining gains via the gym.

phil h. has gained some christmas tree action

jeffery b. has all kinds of gains
a term of appreciation, originally used amongst frequent gym goers to describe a gain in muscle.
however now expanding as a term of appreciation for general bad -ssery.
appreciating a painting at an art gallery, one would say, ‘ah yes gains’

upon seeing a marvelous -ss, ‘dude, gainssss’
repeat.
play that sh-t on mo’ gain!
to suck air into the -sshole and then fart it out. when one who has the ability to gain does this, it makes a strange sucking noise as they draw the air into their bunghole.
my cousin peter has the unbelievable talent of being able to gain. wow!
can be used in various ways, revolving around the notion of getting jacked at your nearest closet-h-m-s-xual gym. used by meatheads, ex-‘roid users, or those who suckle the teet of whey and protein daily.
exclamation: “gains!”

relationships: “i hope you know being my gains partner also means being my -n-l companion.”

social functions: “dude, after you finish giving me dome let’s get some gains in!”

academia:
bill: “how are your gainsical studies coming along?”

mark: “they are off the chain! i have a new squat and deadlift pr! will you bend over and let me celebrate in your b-tthole?”