Galvatron

drink.
1 oz. maker’s mark
1 oz. patron
1 oz. bacardi 151

inventor: stanly wong
objective: drink 3 in one night.
first drink should be consumed all at once. after that, slow it down a little and be careful. the galvatron will make you gone!
side note: it helps if you listen to the smooth stylings of lumpee lee’s galvatron theme songs. gets everyone pumped for downing the stiffest drink around.
buddy a: last nite was great!buddy b: what happened?
buddy a: we drank 3 galvatrons!
buddy b: what else?
buddy a: that’s all i can remember.
buddy b: why are we spooning? …naked.
buddy a: uh oh.
transformer. unicron made the original galvatron using the remains of megatron. galvatron is immensely powerful, yet he is also crazed to the point where he wouldn’t hesitate to abuse his own underlings.
urban mixed drink consisting of 1 oz. shot of patron tequila , 1 oz. shot of maker’s mark bourbon whiskey, and 1 oz. shot of bacardi 151 rum, served in 3 oz. gl-ss
i got drunk on a galvatron.
allegiance: decepticon

sub-groups: n-body would have him!

function: crazy person

“drink!”

he was the strongest decepticon ever, and he would lead them into a new age of dominance. then he found out how badly the movie did and slipped into drink and drugs. this severely hampered his ability as commander (“if we all charge in single file at the autobot’s most heavily-defended base, they’ll be vanquished forever!”) and he was eventually kicked out. now his a ‘bot of few words; those words are “bwaaaaaaa!”, “drink!”, and “-rs-!”
galvatron sat in haze located in a bar.