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the internet police force on the popular gaming website gamefaqs.com. the moderating staff is made up entirely of volunteer, unpaid members of the larger gamefaqs community, yet most of these volunteers treat their positions as if they’re part of an actual cyber police force. the moderators are obsessed with flaunting their power whenever possible, dishing out a number of moderations on average that most forums don’t even come close to approaching. gamefaqs moderators are also obsessed with maintaining their secrecy for whatever reason, hiding behind a system that allows them to give out moderations anonymously, so that they don’t have to deal with disgruntled users. overall, this gives the entire forum a “big brother is watching” vibe and results in mutual distrust between the regular users and the moderators, who act more like corrupt police officers than volunteer members of a message board community.
gamefaqs moderators are amongst some of the most biased, powerhungry and corrupt moderating staffs on the entire internet. whereas many moderating staffs try to maintain healthy relations between them and their userbase, gamefaqs moderators seem more concerned with being an online dictatorship.
these fine people that dedicate their spare time and effort, tirelessly deleting messages that wouldn’t offend a two year old.
irratable, cranky, constantly afflicted with the condition known as sand in your v-g-n–itis, they seek to do nothing more and nothing less than ruining jokes, deleting stories, and violating little children with large phallic objects.

how do you become a gamefaqs moderator?
well, here’s what you need:
1. an account older than two years with a clean moderation record. basically, you must have an account where you basically post “hi” once a month for two years.

2. a unending desire to narc on strangers.

3. unending loyalty to a flawed, inherently racist code of laws. read the rules. the moderators can delete any message for any reason whatsoever. it’s true. you can read ever rule and follow them to the letter, but you’ll still get moderated.

4. you must be a person that derives joy from ruining the fun of others. this is probably the most important rule.

5. a total of twelve smirf or similar services t0 cjayc, owner and sell-out-er of gamefaqs. also note that you must forever refer to him as master, and must wear a gimp mask to look especially imposing.
“message deleted by the request of a moderator”
“dude, i just got modded for asking a simple question!”
“what’d you ask?”
“message deleted by the request of a moderator”
“message deleted by the request of a moderator”
“message deleted by the request of a moderator”

moderator: wow. this is fun. maybe i should go murder some orphans and violate their corpses. wait, no. that’s what we did yesterday.
emissaries of the worst gaming site this side of gamespot and servitors to the infernal jag cjayc.
think ring wraiths only meaner, nerdier, with less professionalism and (despite a ring wraith being dead and evil with no body) less chance of getting laid….and less fashion sense.

known for extreme corruption. using the term moderator is akin to a slap in the face of anyone whose actually cared about the site they moderate.

traits include:
1. selective moderating.
2. back–ssward logic.
3. blatant bias.
4. extreme corruption.
5. laziness.
6. cowardice.
7. power mongering.
8. overall d-ckish-ness. (thank you jon stewart)
a gamefaqs moderator h-lled me for using the term “bichin” to describe captain planet’s mullet under “censor byp-ss” rules.
i figured since it mearly contains the word blocked but presents none of the offensive nature (bart simpson used it) and has never been considered a curse word, i’d be fine. i’ve always minded the censor system. this was bullsh-t.

meanwhile a nearby thread spent several pages calling h-m-s-xuals “abominations”. though the thread “why do the moderators allow so much trolling?” was quickly deleted. the trolling continued btw….

another user:
“i can’t believe i was modded for telling this troll off but the troll went unpunished! g-d the mods are corrupt.”

my thread under pet-tions/suggestions was deleted:
t-tle: pet-tion: eliminate moderator anonymity
reason: off topic posting.
– a dumb-ss that thinks he is god and then suspends you for you being an individual.

– a low-life, piece of cr-p of a human being.
– i hate all the gamefaqs moderators.

– “he’s such a gamefaqs moderator…”
impotent idiots who don’t even know how to run gamefaqs. heck even a monkey can run a better site than them. you can compare them to a country that is run by a dictator. there are actually smart moderators, but most moderators are just corrupt and ignorant.
i got modded for telling about an experience i had by a stupid gamefaqs moderator.
1. the person in charge of repeatedly clicking the “ban” b-tton.
2. the same person when he’s in a good mood, so that he presses the “warn” b-tton once for every 9 bannings.
2. the person in charge of repeatedly clicking the “uphold moderation” b-tton.
this message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator
the gamefaqs moderators are sons of b-tches who have nothing better to do than f-ck cjayc,and ban a 7 year old for saying lolipop. they are nerds who have no real life, but think that gamefaqs is their life. they are corrupt pieces of sh-t who do not listen to anyone’s plees of innocence, and who think that they are top, when they are not.
moderator1: hey cjayc, wanna suck my johnny?
cjayc: why yes, my man ho, i can’t wait.
moderator2: alert! alert! someone is underage by one day!
moderator1: quick my gay friends, lets get to the ban b-tton to exterminate them.

~ a gamefaqs moderator and cjayc
one of the most corrupt, hated, and incompetent people on the message boards and on the internet. they sometimes mark and even ban users for the most ludicrous of things; and commonly bend the rules(i.e. adding something to a tos rule), to suit their needs. it’s usually no use contesting a moderation, as you’ll probably receive some asinine reply saying that you’re somehow wrong in your explanation.
sensible poster: the stereotype of black men always going to jail is r-t-rded.

-poster is placed on warned status for supposedly breaking the offensive material rule.-

before i continue, let me show the offensive material section of the tos here.

offensive material-users may not transmit or encourage others to transmit material or links to material considered patently offensive in nature. this includes, but is not limited to using vulgar, profane, or s-xually explicit language; using race, religion, s-xual orientation, culture, ethnicity, handicap, nationality, or gender as a means of insult; using threatening, har-ssing, defamatory, hate-speech, or libelous language; and posting, requesting, or otherwise sharing material considered p-rnographic, obscene, graphic, or hate speech.

let’s continue…

contest: this is in no way offensive to anyone or anything. using the word “r-t-rded” is not against the rules if it doesn’t fit that category.

corrupt gamefaqs moderator: using “r-t-rded” to negatively describe anyone or anything (including anyone within or outside of gamefaqs, inanimate objects, or even something intangible) in any way, shape, or form is considered a severe tos violation.

if you haven’t noticed, the moderator here added the “intangible” cr-p to the rule; something that wasn’t there. anyone with a brain knows that a stereotype is not an object. you’ve seen the corruption for yourself.

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