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the most evil corporation in the world. they buy back used videogames for less than a dollar and then procede to sell them back at ten times that cost.
gamestop bought back my pokemon silver copy for a dollar and sold it for twenty bucks.
a store where you can’t just go in, buy a game and leave without being harr-ssed about other stuff.

customer: hi, i’d just like to buy gears of war 2.

gamestop employee: alright. would you like to get the regular version, or the special limited edition with the cool artwork and the metal box and the holographic trading cards and the extra dvd included for $10 more?

customer: the regular version is fine.

gamestop employee: would you like to get the used version for $54.99 instead of $59.99?

customer: well… no, not really.

gamestop employee: would you like to get the strategy guide for $19.99?

customer: no thank you.

gamestop employee: do you have an edge card?

customer: no.

gamestop employee: good, because you can sign up for an edge card for $19.99. you can use the edge card to get more store credit for your trade-ins. you can use it to get discounts when you buy used games. plus it comes with game informer magazine, which is the best magazine ever.

customer: no thanks, not right now.

gamestop employee: we’re also now taking pre-order reservations for halo wars, street fighter iv, madden 2010, resident evil 5, and a bunch of other games that come out 2 years from now. for $5 down.

customer: no!

gamestop employee: but it guarantees you a copy on the day the game is released.

customer: i’ve bought plenty of games on the day it came out without reserving. unless it’s something like halo, chances are the game will be available. can i just buy my game?

gamestop employee: do you want to add a warranty to the game for $5 in case anything happens to it?

customer: do you want to shut the f-ck up? i just want to buy the f-cking game.

gamestop employee: do you have any used games to trade in for this purchase?

customer: no, motherf-cker!

gamestop employee: want any free 6-month subscriptions to any of the following magazines? you can pick two.

customer: just charge me for this sh-t so i can get the f-ck out of here.

gamestop employee: okay, here you go. oh, and one more thing, at the bottom of your receipt is a website you can visit where you can enter to win a free game system of your choice.

customer: …
going to gamestop with the intention of simply buying a game and leaving without being stopped, harr-ssed, threatened, and asked a bunch of questions, is about as realistic as going to an airport wearing a turban with a beard with the intention of getting on a plane without being stopped, harr-ssed, threatened, and asked a bunch of questions.
a videogame store where at least one under qualified female is hired per store as by law. not for their knowledge of video games but their bra size and hooters experience. most games that they are aware of start with nba or wwf and are hired in the m-sses by the lonely, lonely store managers. see ebgames or dumb blonde
“any previous experience?”
“i used to work at hooters”
“you start monday.”
1. sells a “discount card” that simply removes the tax from any purchase and adds a paltry amount to the already undervalued trade-ins.

2. can’t be bothered to produce mock display cases, so they open a new copy and use that.

3. considers the potential rental(s) of said copies by employees, to not count toward considering the game “used” and proceeds to sell the above mentioned copies “as new”.

4. many employees are so casual they’ll stand around talking and playing psps while customers wait.

5. will buy a used game that sold for $59.99 last week, for $12.00 (credit) then, sell it for $55.00.

6. apply a penalty of -20% for cash trade-ins.

7. used game prices for new games are only five dollars less than new.

8. do not take cases, books, maps, other pack-ins into consideration no matter how important, when considering price for used merchandise.
why shop at gamestop or ebgames when you can go to ebay or, any other other user-based exchange, and buy or sell games for sensible prices?
a place of business, often filled with nerds who discuss specific battles they’ve had with sephiroth, fat women who live in trailors and smack their kids for throwing a box of yu-gi-oh cards across the room, fat men who don’t know what they want but want it right now, and employees who hate their lives.
i used to think video games were cool before i worked at gamestop.
a video game store whose main objective is to p-ss you off as much as possible in the short amount of time you’re in the store. you’d think for such a big name that gamestop employees would be very helpful and nice. well you thought wrong, my friend.

if you ever want to return a game, buy a game, reserve a game, or do anything related to video games make sure to go anywhere but gamestop. they just love to rip you off, persuade you to not buy what you want to buy because they don’t like it, and just screw you over in general.
idiot: “hey man, i gotta trade in this game. let’s go to gamestop!”

me: “f-ck you.”
a place where you go to get raped in the -ss when all you wanted to do was buy a video game. if you attempt to buy anything, the employees will rip your heart out with their eyes when you decide to not purchase the extended warranty/strategy guide/used version of said item.
bill bought a game from gamestop and was threatened verbally when he declined to purchase the strategy guide.

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