Garage Dangle Thrust Pong


a high stakes game of honour and athletic prowess involving the ‘thrusting’ of an object, known as a “dangle-berry”, which is suspended by a piece of string from the roof of a garage (or “car-hold” if you wanna be a jerk about it)

the game plays in the style of cl-ssic pong with 2 opponents thrusting madly, and often violently, at the “dangle-berry”; each attempting to outcl-ss and outwit their opponent thereby achieving ultimate satisfaction and recognition in the ‘gdtp deathmatch arena – of death”
bj – “yo soph, gdtp?”

soph – “wurrrrrd”

adam (reigning gdtp champion) – “in garage dangle thrust pong, your only goal is to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”

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