Garage Designer
garage designer – an everyday person who has done no study in design but thinks they are a designer. they produce artwork or designs in programs like word and paint. they use lots of colours and fonts, and have no idea about typography. these kind of people wish they were a designer but really they have no eye for design at all. most graphic designers deal with clients who ‘think’ they’re designers.
my client creates coloured boxes on a page in word and then puts words in each box about his business and connects them like a crossword. he thinks it’s real cool to advertise his business this way!
“my client is such a garage designer… can’t he stick to his own job”… anonymous graphic designer
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