Garanimalaphobia


fear of wearing clothing in which the colors and/or patterns match too closely. this phobia is typically rooted in a traumatic childhood experience while wearing sears and roebuck garanimals clothing.
she finally stopped crying when i put on my “birthday present”, but later, at the club, my garanimalaphobia was so bad, i spent the whole night in a bathroom stall.

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